Kankri x Reader: Quadrant Talk

"[Name], I strongly suggest leaving personal opinions out of this social interaction, as well as this general topic, due to reasons you may not know, or have noticed as of now, which may lead to triggering complications during the duration of this mild mannered conversation. Furthermore, the slang you used to illustrate your frustration only makes the tension between you and your kismesis, one of my, in human terms, friends, Cronus Ampora, rise, which, in turn, will cause something drastically horrid to transpire that you hadn't intended to have happen. On a side note, dress appropriately for such occasions, much like this current one, and no one will take your actions, nor words, different than they often are interpreted. Are we clear on this topic? If not, I could clarify what I mean behind the words that I speak, also telling you what is and isn't appropriate for certain occasions. Of course, if you are uncomfortable with me clarifying, or you already understand me, speak now before I also misunderstand your silence. Trigger warnings include, but are not limited to: Human slang, Frustration, Venting, Kismesism, Quadrant drama, Enunciation, Articles of clothing, Appropriate clothing, Cronus, You, and Human terms for moirails."

You had absolutely no idea what the hell got you into one of Kankri's rants again. You were just standing here, all dolled up for Cronus, just to fucking tease him, and then, boom! Kankri fucking Vantas shows up in the midst of your irritated spiel of human slang, directed at Cronus, blowing his goddamned whistle. So, in shock of how well his vocabulary was compared to yours, also how much air he didn't need to keep prattling on about superficial things, like how you dress yourself, you simply stand there silent, a deadpan look on your face. Apparently he takes this as a 'No, I don't understand' and continues his little speech.

"Treading backwards on the ground I've already covered, as to not have anyone take you as a human 'thug' or something of the like, I highly suggest enunciating words as they are written, and naturally spoken, unlike a catch of your earlier 'conversation' with Cronus, and what you should have been saying, and forgive me for repeating what you say, is, 'You're the one who is always on my back, hounding me about shit that is asinine'. Treading a little farther back for very blatant reasons, if you migrate your personal opinions into a social topic that everyone has different opinions on, it could turn into a rivalry that is not needed in such a time, so, in my personal opinion (Trigger warning: Opinions), all personalized opinions on a certain topic that is menial, or perhaps even exceptionally bountiful in people that like the said topic, should be left to a bare minimum, or, if it gets to wild and chaotic, left to ones self entirely. There are, moving ahead a little more, multiple ways to ease your boiling frustration, but using threats, death threats or otherwise, is not a proper way to handle such things. I highly suggest talking to the Rose human to help with your anger management, and I believe she has helped Karkat in some manner of speaking, despite his, still, frequent usage of expletives. Straying away from the subject previously started, why are you even arguing with Cronus? I wasn't aware that you two had taken your hatred to a quadrant level, or that may be because no one talks to me anymore, except for Latula and perhaps your kismesis himself. Trigger warnings include, but, again, are not limited to: Kismesism, Menial conversation, Personalized opinions, Digression, Expletives, Karkat, Anger management, The Rose human, Human Therapy, and Obvious quadrant confusion."

Facepalming right in front of him, which was a big mistake, because you had tried to do it before, you let out a loud groan of distaste. You always listened to Kankri when he was on one of those ranting moods, or even when he found something triggering. You found it somewhat cute, in a total 'I never get a word' kind of fashion. Although, you were still wondering how he would take his first kiss, or how he took it when he got it taken from him. You also ponder deeply about how to shut him up, only tuning him out for a few moments at a time. Along the way, those moments proved to be beneficiary in knowing what the hell he was talking about, so you end up stop listening all together. Sighing softly, you start listening to him again, and hear him still on going with his rant, eyes closed and entrenched in his words. "Kankri."

"-bears a striking resemblance to Latula's behavior, as well as Mituna's clumsy nature, however, I shouldn't stray into that because if they overhear us, I would not like them to notice how I'm talking about their predicament-"

"Kaaaaankriiiiiiiii."

"-side note, the third one during this conversation, and I apologize for that, I believe you have yet to fill in the rest of your quadrants, which intrigue me to a high extent. You're a wonderful lady, and I, personally, would love to get to know you more than I do, but you seem to always cease talking whenever I do. I have to admit that is really nice and thoughtful of you, but I would like to hear you talk about your-"

"Ugh." You try and shut him up by reaching to the collar of his sweater, pulling him onto you, making your lips connect to his. A muffled sound of a 'what' seems to come from him, and then he goes rigid, face alight. You then pull away, rolling your eyes to make it seem like you weren't embarrassed. "If you want to know more, then I suggest you stop and take a breathe, so I can get a few words in, alright?" You let out a defiant breath, crossing your arms and not making eye contact with the red sweatered troll.

For once, he is silent, and you slowly move your gaze to him, only to find he is trying to hide his face in his sweater, stammering heavily as he tried to get words out of his mouth. "W-well, I-I believe if-f you w-want-ted t-to, I c-could make an exc-ception-n f-for my C-Celibac-cy, f-for you-u...? I m-mean, I d-don't kn-now what to adhear t-to s-sinc-ce you s-suddenl-ly k-kissed m-me..." Aw, how cuuuuuuuute!!!

You break a lazy, 'Cheshire', as the humans call it, grin, and giggle lightly. "I was actually going to ask you if you, uh... wanted to fill my r-red quadrant..." You start to say something else, but then end it with, "Trigger warning: Quadrants." That's when you finally see him smile.